Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Why the sunglasses? Cause I'm Corey fuckin Hart!
I finally got my hair did yesterday and I loves it. Very emo, yes? I've been trying to get it this way for quite a long time. My fault for going to salons that can't do hair. I usually end up with long layers that don't even look right with my face shape. Because my hair is thick it tends to add more weight as it gets longer. This cut really takes that weight off and feels great. Haha looks like I have helmet bangs.People you will meet at the club
Bobbing Wallflower
He either came with his friends or flew solo, bobbing his head to the music, no matter what kind of music it is and always has his back towards the wall. He makes a 90 degree head turn everytime a girl walks by and says nothing but wears a smirk on his face. Maybe he thinks his mysteriousness can lead to sexy time?
Nice girl turned Naughty girl
She's the quiet one of the bunch who avoids contact with strangers. But after a couple of drinks she becomes the loudest one and usually seen sandwiched between to guys. Don't bother reminding her what happened the night before because she'll only remember 85% of it.
Bathroom Bitches
Girls who take a long ass time in the bathroom, knowing very well that there's a long ass line outside the door. Their delayed exit leaves minds wondering "what the fuck is she doing in there?" My guess? Texting her friend who's waiting in line, taking myspace pictures of herself, or is having a really bad flow. Spray n Wipe ladies. Just Spray in Wipe.
Creepy guy who can't dance
No matter where you are, if you are with a group of girls this guy will follow you everywhere with his eyes fixated on you. He starts off as a bobbing wallflower and as the night progresses will actually move around to a different location. Once he has his eyes set on a potential prey, he makes his way up to her inch by inch until he's close enough to dance with her. No matter how hard you try to get away he will find his way back to you.
Bastard Bartender
These guys don't understand good service=more tips. They pretend not to see you leaving you hanging and shouting like you're already drunk while they're "busy" serving other customers. And when they finally make it to you, the drinks suck. I say pull a Barney Gumble , jump over the bar and refresh yourself with what's on tap.
White folk
White people are known to lack any rhythm and yes it is true depending on who their peers are. You'll maybe find a couple of them interacting with the urban crowd, and most of the time it means they can dance. But if you see a group of white and only white people, steer away from them. They attempt to get the party started by flailing their limbs every which way and dancing lasciviously unsexy. The reaction they get from bystanders aren't positive. It usually starts with "Look at that white girl/boy." Kudos to them for not giving a fuck.
He either came with his friends or flew solo, bobbing his head to the music, no matter what kind of music it is and always has his back towards the wall. He makes a 90 degree head turn everytime a girl walks by and says nothing but wears a smirk on his face. Maybe he thinks his mysteriousness can lead to sexy time?
Nice girl turned Naughty girl
She's the quiet one of the bunch who avoids contact with strangers. But after a couple of drinks she becomes the loudest one and usually seen sandwiched between to guys. Don't bother reminding her what happened the night before because she'll only remember 85% of it.
Bathroom Bitches
Girls who take a long ass time in the bathroom, knowing very well that there's a long ass line outside the door. Their delayed exit leaves minds wondering "what the fuck is she doing in there?" My guess? Texting her friend who's waiting in line, taking myspace pictures of herself, or is having a really bad flow. Spray n Wipe ladies. Just Spray in Wipe.
Creepy guy who can't dance
No matter where you are, if you are with a group of girls this guy will follow you everywhere with his eyes fixated on you. He starts off as a bobbing wallflower and as the night progresses will actually move around to a different location. Once he has his eyes set on a potential prey, he makes his way up to her inch by inch until he's close enough to dance with her. No matter how hard you try to get away he will find his way back to you.
Bastard Bartender
These guys don't understand good service=more tips. They pretend not to see you leaving you hanging and shouting like you're already drunk while they're "busy" serving other customers. And when they finally make it to you, the drinks suck. I say pull a Barney Gumble , jump over the bar and refresh yourself with what's on tap.
White folk
White people are known to lack any rhythm and yes it is true depending on who their peers are. You'll maybe find a couple of them interacting with the urban crowd, and most of the time it means they can dance. But if you see a group of white and only white people, steer away from them. They attempt to get the party started by flailing their limbs every which way and dancing lasciviously unsexy. The reaction they get from bystanders aren't positive. It usually starts with "Look at that white girl/boy." Kudos to them for not giving a fuck.
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